Larn Gags made by teachers?!

22/08/08

本題目發表於八月 22nd, 2008 ( 01:59:30 ) | 並發表到 Journals.

I had a lesson a few days ago which starts at 3:30 and ends at 4:15, and these are the gags the teacher said:

First one:Girls, I want to be sure that you are in the right class. This class starts at three-thirty and ends at three-thirty.

Our reactions: Then can we leave now, miss?

Wanted answer: Certainly dear, that's what I said...

Second one: Please do not use blue pens, black pens, pencils or other colour pens to finish this assignment.

Our reaction: Then what pen should we use?! I know!!! The invisible pen = means = we don't have to finish it!!

Wanted answer: Well girls, actually you don't have to do it!! Just crumble it up and throw it into the bin!

Third one: Incase your mobile phone rings, please turn off the air-conditioners.

Our reaction: urm....what's the relationship between the air-conditioner and a mobile phone? I know!! They are both electrical appliances!!(stupid)

Wanted answer: Turning off the air-conditioner reduces the noise in the classroom, and you girls can answer your phone as long as you wish without any obstruction!

This was really said by my teacher.... scary isn't it?

P.S. The worst thing is that she doesn't even know there is something wrong even though we laughed at it really really loud!!

How am I gonna stand her for a whole year?! :roll:

Please comment!!

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4 個回應到「Larn Gags made by teachers?!」

尋‧覓 [會員] 發表於: Aug 28th, 2008, 13:38

haha
梗係無人ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ　啦……
呢道係香港
大家用的多是中文，在這個ｂｌｏｇ打英文的人少之又少，況且你每一篇都禁長，ｄ人見到都眼花啦，又邊會有人睇喎……
我想你還是打中文好了……
如果你還是打英文，我想，你是要把ｂｌｏｇ　ｌｉｎｋ　傳給我們校的好了（或你的澳洲朋友）……因為我想除了我地，都無ｍｕｔ人會有禁好耐性去睇…

Piscies [會員] · http://www.openbooknet.com/blogs/u/fantasyworld 發表於: Aug 28th, 2008, 23:23

算la!
又不是要他們一定 comment...
打中文? 一小時才打不到 60 隻字, 中文又要極差。(自卑中...)